Suspect one is approximately 40 inches tall with auburn hair and brown eyes. Second subject is approxinately 34 inches tall with short auburn hair, brown eyes, and a button nose. She is easily identifiable by her vehement dislike of clothing. Found at the scene of the crime was the following:
The bag of marshmallows was previously known to be at least half full. Suspects were last seen fleeing the scene of the crime in a hyperactive (no doubt high fructose corn syrup induced) frenzy. If found, please return to the Bradley residence where the outlaws will be severely punished with a heaping plate of brussel sprouts. 
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